Apparently a Nebraska legislator has had his lawsuit against GOD thrown out of court because God was not properly served due to an unlisted home address.
I'm not completely sure, but I think trying to sue God is probably dangerous business.
I'm crazy about a lot of things: my family, my job, my hobbies, my life, but most importantly, my God. I'm not quite certifiably crazy, but it's only a matter of time.
Apparently a Nebraska legislator has had his lawsuit against GOD thrown out of court because God was not properly served due to an unlisted home address.
I'm not completely sure, but I think trying to sue God is probably dangerous business.
One day this week over at Home Sanctuary, Rachel Anne challenged us to pinch pennies. I'm really pretty frugal (ok, cheap!) anyway, so this was an easy one for me. On Tuesday, I took our 17yo daughter to the fair so she could photograph to her heart's delight. Coming home, we stopped at the grocery store for a few necessities and I grabbed a $6 rotisserie chicken to make for a quick dinner. When I got home, imagine my disappointment when I discovered that this was about the skinniest $6 chicken I'd ever seen. I still needed it to feed 5 people though. I carved it like a turkey (DD#3 can't stand "meat on a bone" anyway), served it with whole grain pilaf, veggies and salad, and looked at what was left of my carcass. It was pretty scrawny. Naked. Empty. And yet...it seemed worth the effort to boil down the next day. Know what? There was still meat left on that naked bird. About 3 tablespoons of meat. Hmm...again...the whole "Need to feed 5 people" came into play. No problem! Dump the last cup of chicken and rice from Tuesday's dinner in with those lonely 3 tablespoons of chicken and delicious, rich broth, add half a bag of frozen veggies, and we had delicious chicken soup for 5. Not bad for a too-scrawny $6 bird!
Have a great weekend!
Cheryl
Our verse this month comes from the book of Ecclesiastes, a book which seems to have a little bit of a "cynical" tone. It was written by Solomon, a king who had seen it all and pretty much knew it all. Some scholars say that this book is based on human wisdom (as opposed to Divine wisdom), but there are nuggets in it that are pure gold, no matter how you slice it. Solomon observes:
This scripture appears to be talking about the unfairness of life. At first glance, it's a "hard luck" verse. It makes me think of the USA women's track team who were shoo-ins for the 4x100 gold medal in the 2008 Olympics, but dropped the baton in the qualifying race in a case of bad luck. What a heartbreak!
But for another team, who had trained just as hard and wanted that gold just as much, that race was a case of having the BEST luck imaginable! Why, the unthinkable happened! The gold did not go to the swiftest on that day, and the Russians were ultimately crowned the champions. Time and chance went their way.
I certainly don't delight in anyone's "bad luck." In fact, I don't even believe in luck at all.
But Time and Chance? Now, there's another story.
You see, I believe in the God of Time and Chance. I believe that there is a Supreme Being who defies all limits of time, who is INIFINITE and all-powerful, and who knows all about my battles here on this earth. He creates opportunities, chances, if you will, for things to happen.
I absolutely LOVE Ecclesiates 9:11 because I know I am not the swiftest runner in the race. I know I am not the strongest, or the smartest, or the most capable. The odds are against me being a successful competitor. The gold will most assuredly be given to someone else.
But I have a heart that wants to win, and a soul that is giving God every opportunity to make me a "winner." My job is to stay in the race when my inclination is to drop out after comparing myself to the others. They seem so much more together. So much smarter. So much more connected and well-educated. Look at me! I'm a nobody! I'll never win.
Ah! But you never know when the God of Time and Chance will say, "This is YOUR day! This is YOUR time! This is YOUR race! RUN, girl, RUN!"
God will put you in a position to succeed if you just keep preparing yourself. Be willing to do the hard work of conditioning, even though the odds are against you. Show up for the race, even when no one gives you a chance of winning. Get on the starting blocks and then run with all your might.
Because "Time and Chance" happen to everyone! Give all your best to God and let Him take care of the outcome.
He will put you in the right place at the right time.
He will give you the opportunities you've been waiting for.
You see, this "hard luck" verse is really about a door being left open for all of us, at any given point in our lives. When we are a David facing a Goliath, or a Gideon facing a huge army of Midianites. When the deck is stacked against us and there is no hope of winning. Except.
Except that we believe in the God of Time and Chance, who holds victory in His hands.
I'll preface my pictures by saying this week is Homecoming week at Clovis High. Today is "80's Day" and the first day DD#2 decided to dress up. Her favorite 80's look is her dad's practice football shirt, so she asked him to pull it out (yes, I make him keep his 'treasures' boxed up in a cabinet in the laundry room) so she could wear it. Of course, this meant that Hubby felt the need to try it on. (We go through this ritual every October - either for Homecoming week or Halloween.) Because I have nothing else to blog about, I figured I'd share these lovely pictures. Yes, they are rather frightening. The resemblance is spooky. It MUST be October.
Blessings,
Cheryl
Shoes, shoes, shoes. Why is it so easy to let shoes pile up in the closet? I organize them, fling some, and yet ... somehow, the pile begins again all too quickly. Company Girls were challenged to clean up our shoes this week. Know what? I found six pair of shoes to freecycle. Twelve shoes headed out of my life forever. Know what else? Four of them were brand new. Oops! And while digging through the shoes, I found a brand new purse that I bought last year when I thought I really 'needed' 3 different red purses for winter. But I'm not quite ready to freecycle those. Yet.